People replying to every club tweet saying "sign someone" then complaining about it when we do 🙄
— Emma Crellin (@emmacrellin1) June 16, 2021
I know we already used this tweet, but there are two good points in one here.
Club announce the new kit: “Do a signing!”
Club announce season ticket prices: “dO a sIgNiNg.”
Club announce charity partner: “New players?”
Club announce stadium expansion: “What about a player today?”
Club announce new player you haven’t heard of: “Underwhelmed.”
Club announce new player you think looks alright: “And another one today please?”
Get in the bin, you morons.
